THANK YOU
(Source: does-not-simply-walk-into-erebor)
Tracks
(Source: raeosunshine)
-from Men and Feminism Facebook page (x)
#THE LONGER IT GOES ON #THE MORE RIDICULOUS IT IS#WHAT’S HAPPENING #SWEET JESUS #wheezing
IM NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM
(Source: rtlstuff)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
(Source: dirkstridersochinchin)
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Me:
Hey, I like your shirt.
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Them:
Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
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Me:
Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
(Source: troncatbitches)
